earth is so Over,
it's time to bail
sorry guys
All the parties
got super tacky
we simply can not
be caught dead here
Sharon's dad got us a chill rocket that's way nicer than David's or lyft. (lol ew can u imagine? )
*unless ur some kinda nerd, in which case we fucking don't
I just can't hang with these losers. Like last week Kevin had a party at his house (lol) and not one person was wearing a rolled up beanie. I'm not even joking.
What does earth even have? Trees? Trees are dumb. Animals are so 2009 and pyramids are derivative. Like come on people, it's not that hard!
If you say you like an obscure avant garde film, you should be able to name 7 of of that director's other films! Like why would you lie about that? So cringey!
Like I swear the tasting menus here are trash. Six courses? It sounds cool the food tastes like it's trying too hard, you know? I think I'll just starve.
avenge me
bye whatever
look, They're fine.
We'll be posting like every day so you can feel bad about staying
